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acupoftaeandkookies: The AcCuRaCY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
The baristas wonder why Jean has been stopping by for the past several mornings to get a grande Pumpkin Spice Latte after jogging.“Oh they’re not for me,” he says. JM Week Day 3: Pumpkin/Spice
gassyfatchicks:“wow this diving board is pretty strong, thought i could bend it down to the pool haha. uh oh cant get up. mind help me? ya just go ahead and push me in. PPRRRRTT oh sorry, laying on my stomach like this gets the gas moving hehe.
“Wake Me Up” (covered) Restless Road: So idk if anyone else noticed but after the first song airheaded Paulina said Colton was Collin, and then when she went to talk after this song, skip to 3 minutes at about 305 I believe Colton said “
So my friend Micah and I went to the Renaissance Fair today and had a fucking blast. So much fun. But guys. I wore that corset for 8 hours. It’s a legit tight-lacing corset. Micah spent 15 minutes just getting me laced into it. This is an achievemen
cant-get-enough-pearl: When someone gives you a smaller than average lake but you’re taking a break from water
fem-usa: School and finals haven’t given me a lot of time to draw, so here is something to tide you over till nextweek when the semester ends. ((It’s a work in progress, a gift for a friend))
cutiepiesub: Dirty talk gets me fucking going, tell me how you’d ruin me and make me squirm until I cant take it anymore
someone bloomed for me
my sister is having a baby shower and they are playing this horrible remix of gangnam style and my sisters husband starts announcing to everyone that its dedicated to me because i like koreans and the DJ here is my sisters ex boyfriend and how is this
tardigradeswing: cant believe Chris Hardwick called us out like this
Something that is really irritating me about workSo I came in on my day off and Norman came to give me some feedback. Now Norman was ASM and is currently acting SGM because we couldn’t get a store manager.Everything he said to me was true. It hurt
nisaexploresadhd:adhd is: theres one thing i really want to do right now and i cant, therefore i cant do anything else either
itsborderlinebitch: tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking”
slaversbayhw:Oh my poor poor cuckold husband, cant enter cant get hard, can only whisper me thoughts of other men taking me. He is gonna stay locked till i get a big hard one in me…. If you are a bull hit me, i love to play….
love-the-family: - Please Daddy, just once!- I cant, it’s wrong sweetie!- I beg you! I cant get rid of this feeling, you have to help me!- Sorry, I ca …..! Oh my god, you’re soaking wet!- I told you daddy, you have to help me. I dont know what
im the guy and I still cant get a woman…
greathaircut: i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
theocseason4:Have a little headache Someone PLEASE get me this, im serious
brokendildo: me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok
cant-get-no-art: My clan didn’t believe in me. If you don’t believe in me either, I won’t mind.I feel like Merrill is mostly seen as a cute airhead but honestly shes super hardcore
cant-get-enough-pearl: More Pearl in tuxedos aka I AM SO FREAKIN ULTRA GAY
drparisa: shadowlink-: even in video games i cant bring myself to choose any of the rude/mean talking options #FICTIONAL PEOPLE MIGHT GET SAD OK
"Gets iced drink in the winter" squad
pancake-syrup:hecatesdogs:superchat:who said a white boy cant get squirky on the beat
goongrls: faggipripri: Fucking pump it. still cant get over this.so hot, Gets me so in the mood to get so fucking dumb and PUMP
liveinphoenix: do you ever get like random bursts of wanting to do something productive like HEY IM GUNNA WRITE A BOOK or IM GUNNA DRAW SOMETHING YEAH but then after like five minutes you realise you cant do either and go back to doing nothing at all
liricamore: I just cant get enough of chrom and robin
hatsunemikun: i cant fucking tell if this is serious or a joke but its terrifying regardless
I cant wait to get dreads now
ceasarslegion:aperture-laboratories-official:ceasarslegion:Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canadaRockstar, Monster, and Red Bull. My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season
2 CHORES DOWN, GET FUCKEF LIFE, YOU CANT STOP ME
akimojo: thefairywithfandoms: akimojo:IM SORRY BUT YOU CANT TELL ME THIS WASNT ROXAS AT THE END OF 358/2 DAYS Axel at the end of 358/2 days trying to get Kouhai to notice him. JFHDJDG OMG ITS PERFECT I CANT
whosthisbitch: me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower self esteem:
tiffany-chucky: She always knows how to get me off. My little slut sending me a selfie while im at work cant wait to get off work.. CHUCKY
duke0fnuts: do u lik ma breid?/? heheheheh. i got it done at las palapas with my fellow hippies. man. i cant wait to get home. :x
melissassecret: words cant express how much i want one of these lovely machines! my boyfriend actually told me he wants to get me one when we saw them online on a sex toy website. he said he would love to watch me all tied up getting literally drilled
This face always fucking gets me. Oh my god.
gwar6480: lockedinpinkandsatin: and the more pink the better.Mistress Bambi This really got to me, im super depressed, i cant get over it and its this reason right here. I guess right answer but still i know it cant happen
And she’ll always get the best of me, the worst is yet to comeAll the misery was necessary when we’re deep in loveThis I know, girl, I know
sometimes i wish i believed in god, that i had somewhere to turn when i felt empty or lost, when i didn’t know what to do, or when i had dug a hole so deep nothing could get me out. i wish there was something that was always sure and true for me
shslcutie: *sees good art* *gets excited* *thinks I can art* *tries to art* *cant art* *sobs*
mandingo4all: junglebunny702: You cant fuck me unless you suck me I’m sorry you don’t have to get fucked …. but I’m getting a nut too. I refuse to just let a nigga fuck my insides out … then leave after he gets his nut off . No you better
nymphette
I want a sugar daddy but one that just buys me subway and brings it to me
and not to step into the pile of poop that is the comments of that photo but for people saying she overreacted - understand that she (like me) probably gets tons and tons of messages like that everyday and at some point you cant be nice anymore because
im v sad and I just want to cry and im not like devastated or something happened im just sad because my body says ‘you deserve to be punished bc in a few days its official that you didnt get pregnant and we hate you for it’ so im off to cry and maybe
My answer to everything :Q : How do I become better at art?Me : DrawQ : How do I find my own style?Me : DrawQ : How do I get out of an art block?Me : DrawQ : How can I become noticed?Me : DrawQ : Do you have any tips for new artists?Me : Draw
me: was happily watching kiss him, not meme: got sidetracked and suddenly read the entirety of killing stalkingme: what did i get into
nathyfaith: mitski-miyawakis: hollyblueagate: i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago i’ve never even watched dr. who but https://youtu.be/ubTJI_UphPk This scene gets me EVERY TIME.
Help, I’m horny and I can’t get off.
cachivache: ็ SU blankets who… loves me…
cant-get-enough-pearl:I just needed to appreciate each and every frame here.
cant-get-enough-pearl: GARNET IS EATING.THIS IS CANON UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me while watching vol.5 episode 11: *critically dissecting every part and how it holds up to differing paths that they could have taken as well as fixing any characterization flaws I can see*Also me while watching vol.5 episode 11: *Weiss gets impaled*
afakasi-king: How me & my best get down at our Christmas party! I had to drag her out to enter our company talent competition 🙄 But we met at country line dancing night and were still goin strong 😍👏🏽💃🏽🎶👢
I CANT GET MY HW DONE I KEEP THINKING ABOUT MY DUMB F/F SHIPS
fucktoy-online-deactivated20201:i wanna tell a dom to listen to me and stay put while i touch myself, how they cant touch me and cant even get Close but i’m moaning and putting on such a pretty show— and they can tell me all sorts of mean things.